Big news in the short-staffed Department for Exiting the European Union. They’ve managed to get Bob Mortimer, partner of Vic Reeves, to step up to the plate as its Chief Scientist.
This is excellent news. In these troubled times it’s important to have clowns and comedians at the helm. I mean, it worked for David Davis, didn’t it?
Any relation to Chris Jones, the Department’s Director for Justice, Security and Migration is, of course, entirely coincidental.
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