Having cut my teeth (metaphorically) on the great and the good from the world of research, I have finally reached the acme of the lookalike world. Never mind an article in Nature, there is no more prestigious publication in the lookalike discipline than Private Eye.
My life is complete. However, it does beg the question: is this a REFable output? If so, what is the impact factor of Private Eye? Is there an H index for lookalikes? How can I track my citations? Do ‘likes’ on Facebook count? *Sigh* Having reached this acme, I realise that all I’ve done is open up a world of academic angst…