In a shock announcement from BIS it has been revealed that the Department has agreed to share its the same leader as the Treens of northern Venus.
‘I really don’t see what all the fuss is about,’ commented a BIS spokesman. ‘In times of austerity, this makes perfect sense. We are sharing ministerial costs of the Mekon with the Treens. Even factoring in the cost of the levitating chair, and the somewhat lengthy commute, it’s all entirely reasonable.’
Any resemblance to Sajid Javid, Conservative MP for Bromsgrove, is entirely coincidental.
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