In a shocking development UKRI, the self-styled ‘best funder in the world ever’, has announced that Eraserhead would be its first Chief Finance Officer.
‘These are exciting times for us,’ enthused Mark Walport, self-styled ‘bionic man and best CEO of a funding body in the world ever’. ‘And exciting times means we need to appoint exciting people. Eraserhead has had much previous experience in caring for difficult newborns, in desolate, post-apocalyptic landscapes. As such he is an ideal candidate for leading this new, best-funder-in-the-world-ever, through a post-Brexit UK.’
Any relation to Ian Kenyon, formerly of Cancer Research UK, is entirely coincidental.
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